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  • ragz4u
    02-03 01:06 PM
    Ragz

    I would LOVE to meet the good Senator. However there is this debate that whether we shud wait for the specialists to give us points or make them ourselves.

    Let us be clear on what the approach is.

    The lobbying firm might help us with a few pointers, but getting an appointment should not be affected by that.




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  • summitpointe
    02-29 08:07 AM
    If your company is financially strong and can prove that they can pay your salary, then you will not have any problem. If your company is small and have only couple of consultants working and the earnings are less then you might have issues.




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  • starscream
    04-30 04:03 PM
    did the committee question Greenspan about any issues related to us EB GC issues?

    Please update anyone




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  • chanduv23
    09-14 12:11 PM
    Do we want to be known as a bunch of macacas??????

    Come on folks, lets get going .......nothing should stop you



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  • immig4me
    11-03 10:08 AM
    I don't care much for either party, but I do find "talking points" abhorring as it never considers the practical matters...........

    What is it about the immigration debate that makes Republicans in Congress act like children?

    In the latest stunt, all seven Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee - Charles Grassley, Jon Kyl, John Cornyn, Orrin Hatch, Lindsey Graham, Tom Coburn and Jeff Sessions - have signed a letter asking Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano to "detail exactly how much funding" would be needed to "ensure that enforcement of the law occurs consistently for every illegal alien encountered and apprehended."

    The answer: A lot.

    John Morton, director of Immigration and Customs Enforcement, told me that Congress appropriates $2.6 billion each year for the detention and removal of illegal immigrants.

    According to Morton, ICE is able to apprehend, process and remove a maximum of about 400,000 immigrants per year. (From October 2009 to September 2010, the Obama administration deported 392,862 people.) This is a record, and yet still only a fraction of the estimated 10.3 million illegal immigrants living in the United States.

    So to remove 10 million illegal immigrants, it would cost about $65 billion.

    There you go, senators. Will that be cash or charge?

    Of course, there are also the ancillary costs. First, if the federal government were to cast the net wide enough to apprehend large numbers of suspected illegal immigrants, perhaps by substituting skin color for probable cause (see: Arizona), it's likely to ensnare a good number of U.S.-born Latinos who would probably file a flurry of lawsuits for racial profiling, and thus run up the tab. Second, in the time that it takes to detect, detain and deport 10 million illegal immigrants, many of those who had already been removed would come back - and then have to be re-deported at an additional cost. And third, by spending that much more money on enforcement, federal immigration officials would surely inspire smugglers on the other side of the border to raise their prices. This would only enrich and empower the bad guys to bring in still more illegal immigrants.

    Then, there is another problem. As incredible as it sounds, deporting millions of illegal immigrants would be disruptive to Americans' way of life. As Morton pointed out, there would likely be massive and debilitating labor shortages, especially in those industries that currently depend more heavily than they should on illegal immigrant labor.

    "No one is talking about letting people go on their way with no punishment whatsoever," Morton said. "But we need a rational discussion of the proper sanction in light of the circumstances."

    Republicans are really in no position to talk about seriousness. When serious leadership is called for, they offer only theatrics and chest-thumping. They have to realize that, as a practical matter, ICE can't deport every illegal immigrant it comes in contact with. But they don't care. They only want attention.

    The GOP has a lot invested in spinning the yarn that the border can be secured and millions of illegal immigrants expelled through a strategy of enforcement only. Once you adopt this line of thinking, the way to explain the fact that there are still millions of illegal immigrants in the United States is to somehow argue that the Obama administration has been slow to deport them.

    This was a harmless delusion when Republicans were in the minority in Congress. But now that they are gaining seats, it could become a real nuisance as politicians proceed to lecture law enforcement officials about the best way to enforce the law.

    As the country's top immigration enforcement official, Morton is critical of an enforcement-only approach.

    "You have to be much more precise than simply saying 'deport them all'," he said. "That kind of attitude doesn't make sense in the context of how you deal with 10.3 million people."

    There you have it. Right on cue, seven Republican senators have stopped making sense.


    Read more: Republicans can't talk about immigration enforcement (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/11/02/EDL11G5MD9.DTL#ixzz14ETlnYgq)
    Republicans can't talk about immigration enforcement (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/11/02/EDL11G5MD9.DTL)




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  • Dhundhun
    07-22 02:06 AM
    And on the top of that giving red flags.

    One person already decided to be away from such "GUNDA RAJ". I'll also abstain for couple of weeks

    Hope admins are competent enough to notice it.



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  • nhfirefighter13
    October 25th, 2004, 10:00 PM
    I have a really hard time focusing on the fence in the first two. I would pick three as my favorite but only with a slight lead over four. I actually like the grean in four as it adds a nice variation is color...but I don't like the ceramic thingy.

    Nice texture in all of them though.




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  • randallemery
    03-10 10:22 PM
    Immigration Press Briefing
    9:00 am PST, February 28, 2006

    This week the AFL-CIO Committee on Immigration adopted one of the most innovative and progressive frameworks for achieving real comprehensive immigration reform. As it stands today, our immigration system is nothing more than a blueprint for exploitation of both foreign and native-born workers. Overhaul of our nation's broken immigration laws is long overdue.

    We believe that America deserves a more just and democratic immigration system that protects the interests of ALL workers within our borders-immigrants and U.S.-born workers alike.

    It's a tragedy that instead of advocating for permanent relief to the millions of undocumented workers already in this country, paying taxes and contributing to their communities, our nation's leaders continue to push for the same old hollow policies that if enacted will only drive immigrants further into the shadows of American society while allowing employers to depress labor protections and standards for ALL workers within our borders.

    Instead of comprehensive reform, many of our leaders continue to look to outdated temporary guestworker programs as a cure-all solution. Real immigration reform cannot and should not be designed primarily to enlarge guestworker programs that have served only to provide greedy employers with a steady stream of vulnerable, indentured workers they may exploit for commercial gain.

    This week AFL-CIO unions have voted on a landmark resolution that breaks away from this oppressive guestworker mold and offers a more just and viable solution that will benefit all workers. To be effective, comprehensive immigration reform must include three key, interdependent goals: 1) reform proposals MUST provide a clear and well-defined path to permanent residency for those workers already here and contributing to their communities 2) our laws must include uniform enforcement of workplace standards to ensure a more just and level playing field and 3) to achieve a blanket standard of workplace right, we MUST reject outdated guestworker constructs that by their very nature harm the interests of foreign and U.S born workers alike.

    The horrific abuses suffered by workers in the first such program, the post -World War II bracero program, are well documented and indisputable. And although most people like to think of bracero programs as a phenomenon of the past, the reality is that their legacy of exploitation and abuse continues to thrive in contemporary American society through modern guestworker programs such as the H1-B and H2-B. President Junemann will talk more about how employers take advantage of H1-Bs and exploit workers while eroding wages and workplace standards within the high tech industry

    We believe that there is absolutely no good reason why any immigrant who comes to this country prepared to work, to pay taxes, and to abide by our laws and rules should be relegated to this repressive, second-class guestworker status.

    To embrace the expansion of temporary guestworker programs is to embrace the creation of an undemocratic, two-tiered society.

    To combat this model, the AFL-CIO has put forth a more humane and democratic alternative. We propose that if employers can demonstrate a real need for outside workers, these workers should be allowed into our country with the SAME RIGHTS AND LABOR PROTECTIONS of any U.S. citizen. When there is a real need for foreign workers, we should embrace these workers NOT as "guests" but as FULL members of society --as PERMANENT RESIDENTS with full rights and full mobility that greedy employers may NOT exploit.

    What immigrant workers need is a real path to legalization and a method for addressing America's future needs for outside labor in a way that guarantees immigrant workers--and thus ALL workers--full rights, and a real voice on the job. As a nation that prides itself on fair treatment and equality, we simply cannot settle for anything less.



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  • gc78
    10-09 02:00 PM
    I had to travel to Switzerland recently and was in a similar situation. I explained to the visa officer that my H1B stamp had expired and was planning on using AP for travel. She was fine with it, mentioned that AP supersedes H1B stamp anyway and issued the Swiss visa.




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  • brit89
    07-05 08:33 PM
    When the news broke about PDs becoming current, I told 2 of my friends and my family that there is something wrong going on.
    It is a common sense that the visa numbers are governed by policies and should be approved by senators in parliament if not by the president.
    There were no indications in senate sessions nor announcement of any political intervention at the highest level to turn the table all together.
    DOL and USCIS have all excuses to wash their hands of the issue now.
    We should learn to forget what has happened to prepare ourselves to move on and on and on ....
    Unless there happens a miracle like in fairy tales, we never know, all depends on our karma and not worthwhile to blame anybody on this.



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  • Aura M.
    02-21 03:24 PM
    I filed my LC on June 06. The Certification was denied on Feb 07, I filed an appeal right away, and I have not heard anything. I called the DOL so many time and they gave me the same response: "Your case is in process, we work on first in, first out, and we do not expedited cases, we don't have a frame time" That is not a concrete answer.
    There is any body that faced a similar situation, Please advised�. what to do!!!!
    Thank u.




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  • beautifulMind
    07-16 03:55 PM
    No it is the same company



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  • dan19
    08-22 04:42 PM
    I am keeping my fingers crossed as there are so many rejections from Nebraska center nowadays.....

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    You should be Ok. Usually the job req. list the "minimun" job requirements. If you are overqualified that is fine.




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  • belmontboy
    08-14 08:28 PM
    USCIS is considering to "permit pre-filing of I-485 applications upon approval of I-140 petitions for preadjudication of the I-485 applications pending immigrant visa number availability."


    News From The Oh Law Firm Site: Link (http://www.immigration-law.com/Canada.html)

    Possible good news for folks who missed 07' July Fiasco and still waiting to file I-485

    good morning.
    This horse has been beaten to death before.

    the pre-adjudication process does not give u any benefits of I-1485.

    I hope they don't charge money for pre-adjucation, else this would be another scheme for money making!



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  • beppenyc
    04-26 05:33 PM
    He will not vote for the same bill, but it`s clear that the next senate bill will be completely different from the past one.




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  • GCNirvana007
    08-22 09:39 AM
    Anyone still waiting for approval whose PD is within October 2003 EB2?

    Well no one yet, thats a good sign



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  • thomachan72
    09-04 08:46 AM
    Hello,
    Last November I quit my job in the US and left the country as well. Two days ago, I received an email saying my 485 is approved, and card production was ordered. The card will go to an address in the US where someone can forward me the mail.
    What should I do? Try to enter the U.S. with the card? What to say to POE officials? WIll I be questioned?
    Thanks.
    Did you leave the country on your own will or were you let go by the employer? Just curious. Hope things work out.




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  • Norristown
    11-07 04:00 PM
    My wife's EAD was also sent back even though we haven't moved. She got all her other receipts. I didn't have her name in the mail box. Wondering if it is the reason but again she got all her receipts, ad parole. We called USCIS they opened a Service Request. It will take a month minimum.




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  • memyselfandus
    06-03 08:59 AM
    Since i had to spend US $ 70 on passportport photos during july 2007 filing, i wrote my own app to format passport photos. some of my my friends and i used it for filing AP the last couple years. i can email it to any of you if you want it. just PM me.
    you would need .NET framework(minimum version 2.0) to run it.
    it supports indian passport photos too (3.5 cm by 4.5 cm) :)

    I have used this site to generate several times.




    minimalist
    03-25 09:05 AM
    RFE and NOID come with a color sheet of paper with your details and some USCIS internal codes for your case. You can respond by yourself and put the sheet on top - this is for the mailroom to handle your case

    If we do not use G28 to change representation from current lawyer hired by company, would all the notifications go just to the lawyer?

    Can we submit G28 ourselves or does it needs to be a lawyer?




    gc_chahiye
    09-20 05:55 PM
    The best thing for them to do or what they should have done is after 140 approval, they should accept 485 and process and keep it ready for date to become current. When current , they should mail the GC that month.

    I dont understand the reason of why they want to accept when current only ?


    because the law says so:

    From the Immigration and Nationality Act's Section 245(a):

    (a)--Status as Person Admitted for Permanent Residence on Application and Eligibility for Immigrant Status

    The status of an alien who was inspected and admitted or paroled into the United States or the status of any other alien having an approved petition for classification under subparagraph (A)(iii), (A)(iv), (B)(ii), or (B)(iii) of section 204(a)(1) or may be adjusted by the Attorney General, in his discretion and under such regulations as he may prescribe, to that of an alien lawfully admitted for permanent residence if (1) the alien makes an application for such adjustment, (2) the alien is eligible to receive an immigrant visa and is admissible to the United States for permanent residence, and (3) an immigrant visa is immediately available to him at the time his application is filed.


    This was also brought up at the time of the July bulletin reversal and in the past was one of teh things that IV was hoping to get changed through legislation.



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